If there is one sentence that I’ve always felt that described me perfectly is,
I’m good at being bad!
I’m the person who can:
- Who can turn anything clean, dirty.
- Takes a perfectly good sentence and drags it through the gutter…TWICE!
- That can say spit out profanities while smiling.
- Who you know is thinking something perverted after you’ve said something non perverted just by looking into their eyes
- Put a sexual spin on ANYTHING
- During a perfectly normal conversation, bursts out laughing because my mind has made the topic dirty and I can’t contain myself.
- Crack a dirty joke with double meanings even in serious situations
- Will say something inappropriate at an inappropriate time and only realize it’s to late when it’s to late
Description of me:
Dirty mind. Caring friend. Potty mouth. Good heart. Smart ass. Kind soul. Sinner. Humble. There is nothing wrong with a classy girl who has a dirty mind but a pure heart. I never said I was perfect…