Do you smoke? – no
Do you do drugs? – no
Do you go out to party? – no
Are you a virgin? – yes
Do you wear sensible clothes?- yes
Are you a saver or spender? – saver
Do you know how to make roti? – yes
Can you care for the parents? – yes
Do you want children? – yes
Do you want to work outside the home? – yes
Do you know how to do all the house hold chores? – yes
Do you know how to make all Indian food as well as western? – yes
Sounds good, when can we get married???
Wait a minute! What about all the questions I had for this arrangement?
Do you drink? – yes
Do you do drugs – yes
Are you a virgin? – no
Do you know how to cook?- no
What do you earn? – none of your business yet, you will be provided for
Are you good with money? Do you save money? – don’t worry about it.
Will you look after my parents and family? – not my job, that’s their son’s job
Do you know how to do any housework? – not my job, womens work
Will you take me out with you? – if I do then who spends time with my parents?
Will you help with the kids? – if I do so, what will you do?
No I don’t want this arranged marriage! He isn’t what I’m looking for!
Beta, this is a marriage, full of compromises, happens to all of us. You won’t find a better family than that, don’t be so picky! He probably has so many rishtas come, consider yourself lucky! Your not some maharani where he must be perfect!
Just like that my wedding date has been fixed
The lies and deception begin